What is oozing out of our ground?

Not just around our sun and our moon anymore....

To go along with my earlier post about conspiracy theorists, here's this little ray of sunshine and scientific prowess. Notice the alternative camera angle, the use of "everyone knows" logic, and copiou's u'se of apo'strophe's. Completely infallible – a glittering pedestal of logical aptitude. As she says, "We as a nation have got to ask ourselves, 'What the hell is going on?'" I as a member of that nation do not know.

I can't even begin to... no. No, there's nothing to be said.

"My law has just been violated"

Because being up at 12:30 in the morning after being up since 2 the previous morning is not weird enough without CERN breaking my mind. Happy end of the world, everyone!

Ice is nice – and will suffice.

I'm moving to warmer climates. I foresee that the warm ocean around Florida, California, Texas... these will do quite nicely. Why?

I've seen the Apocalypse, my friends, and it's full of broken furnaces and cold showers.