Wait 'Til They Do "The Thong Song" in Middle English
Girls, singing: My milkshake bringeth the lads in the square, prithee, 'tis better than yours, 'tis better than yours, I could teach thee, but I'd levy a fee.
Overheard by: Fair maiden Juliet
via Overheard Everywhere, Apr 17, 2009
SO MUCH WIN. The only change I'd make, I think, is to change "yours" to "thine." Other than that, perfection.