All gang-bangy.

I recently found Overheard Everywhere, which, much like Found, has stolen my heart. Here's one that makes me laugh uncontrollably on every viewing:


It Concerns Me When You Talk About Yourself in the Third Person, Mrs. Smith
Old teacher, about middle school student: Johnny's fine until he has an audience. Then he gets all gang-bangy and tries to screw Mrs. Smith.
Young teacher: Please don't ever say that again.

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Redlands, California
via Overheard Everywhere, Apr 18, 2008